To Meredith: A Message from Your Vocal Cords
We are officially on strike, citing unsuitable working conditions. There is enough phlegm down here to drown a small animal. We can't even see each other, let alone come together properly to vibrate. In addition, the frequent coughing is placing excessive strain on the fibers of our being.
We are writing in the hopes of reaching an equitable solution for all parties involved. That equitable solution would be to ELIMINATE SOME OF THE STRESS IN YOUR LIFE!!! We thought this answer would be obvious, but apparently you needed your vocal cords to tell you.
If you continue to neglect your health in this way, we will be forced to render you speechless. We hope you make the right decision.
Sincerely,
Your Larynx
Note to Meredith: Get better soon
Posted by: Marie on February 19, 2004 10:26 AM