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MARCH 08, 2004
Identity Theft
Today in the mail, I received a REMINDER OF UNPAID PARKING TICKET. Only I never received the first ticket, and after reading the notice, I realized why. The ticket was issued in Arlington, where I used to live, two weeks ago, when I couldn't have been there. The make of the car is listed as Mazda; I drive a VW. The license plate isn't my license plate... but it used to be. QUIKAG. So some Mazda driver has swiped Quicksilver, and is racking up parking tickets on my old handle, eh? This calls for drastic action! The record must be set straight, and the evildoers brought to justice! This is a job for MCHILL!
Posted by Meredith at
09:59 PM
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