You gotta love it when your supervisor calls you aside and says, "Walk in there and tell me what you smell."
5. Children who weigh 59lb. generally don't have to be carried.
4. More than one person can usually ride in a car with a child.
3. Children don't travel everywhere with three pieces of furniture.
2. It doesn't take two people to lift a child.
1. If a child gets scratched or dented, it heals.
Ready, altogether now...
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